Lana Clarkson
Nude

In a better world, statuesque and buxom California blonde Lana Clarkson would be remembered as the star attraction of five Roger Corman bare-breasted warrior-princess films that provided an inspiration and prototype for television’s Xena. Unfortunately, she will instead be remembered as a celebrity murder victim. Lana got her start with some miniscule roles in some huge movies, playing a student in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) and dancing behind Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface (1983). But in this better world, the skin fanatic would spend an afternoon fixating purely upon Lana’s unleashed mammaries in Deathstalker (1983), where Lana wears a cloak that’s conveniently open in front so we can her humongous hooters, Blind Date (1984) which will have you doing it until you go blind, Barbarian Queen (1985) where she’s all tied up but her boobs stay on display, and Barbarian Queen II (1989) which features both an audience to goodness topless mud wrestling scene and a little barbarian banging between Lana and a guy in a puffy, pirate shirt. All these films are graced with generous helpings of breasts so large and beckoning that they are the visual equivalent of comfort food. But, Lana did some uncomfortable horror, too. As an aggressive lesbian in The Haunting of Morella (1990), she takes a long bath where her DD’s are always above sea level, before a busty woman comes to get her. Then the two make each other super wet with some topless smooching under a waterfall, until Lana pulls out a knife and stabs her. She also has an against the wall, 5-oh, oh, oh sex scene in the cops posing as strippers movie, Vice Girls (1997). Unfortunately, in the world in which we live, Lana Clarkson will forever be remembered as the girl who was shot to death in record producer Phil Spector‘s Alhambra, California, home. We’d encourage everyone to not let the specter of her death hang over the decades of top notch erotic entertainment she provided us with.